The Dangers of Playing a Joke — on Yourself
Posted By startswithanx on November 9, 2009
I do a lot of things with myself. Talk with myself. Have sex with myself. I recently discovered I even joke with myself.
On a whim, I filled out an online application for a job I stumbled across the other day. This is the conversation I had with Jake that night.
Me: Ya know that application I told you I filled out? Well, I kinda screwed it up.
Jake: What do you mean?
Me: I put one million dollars as my desired salary.
Jake: Why would you do that?
Me: It was a joke. I just forgot to delete the joke.
Jake: Who were you joking with? … Yourself?
Me: (Realizing for the first time that was indeed the case) Yeah and myself thought it was hilarious. Until myself realized I took the joke too far.
Whacking myself in the head, however, is much easier than giving myself a noogie so I guess it worked out for both me and myself in the end.
That is hilarious! What I want to know is what “job” you currently have to be making 1 million dollars. MUAH HA HA HA!
There is nothing wrong with reaching for the stars, but maybe not on a job application. Did they ever call you back?
Wouldn’t it be nice if they called you for an interview, though?
To me pocketpie, you’re totally worth that one million dollars +++
My girlfriend just being herself … She’s a wacky one.
u really are just a big nerd and that is why i love u!
i am constantly laughing at my own inane jokes (note that yours was… really).
even the GFYO doesn’t find me funny anymore.