startswithanx | September 29, 2009
Man, animals are so powerful. They come into your home, destroy your blinds, hog your side of the bed and shit in your back yard. And, you fall head-over-heels in love with them. That’s what I call straight playa. Except our Penny is more of a slut. Actually, a shameless whore is probably more accurate.
It [...]
startswithanx | September 28, 2009
Our new dog, Penny, is afraid of men. I’m very curious to know if she could tell the difference between a man and a really handsome woman. Like, if I brought a beefy chick over with a mullet and, say, awesome softball skills, would she know it was a woman or fear it like a [...]
startswithanx | September 27, 2009
I left her uncrated for two hours on Thursday. I came back to an orderly house and a wagging tail. Outstanding. I asked her vet if a crate was really necessary for our little angel, Penny, and she couldn’t justify it, either. She recommended a slow ween.
Before a trip to the movies Sunday night, Jake [...]
startswithanx | September 20, 2009
After a good six months of talking about how much we want a dog, we figured we better get the show on the road before people start accusing us of having Jennifer Aniston syndrome.
So, I’m happy to announce that Jake and I are the proud parents of a 2-year-old mixed beagle named Penny (This is [...]
admin | September 15, 2009
While a winning tennis player lays on the floor, crying and wailing because they’ve just scored match point in a grand slam, what the hell is their losing opponent — who is expected to wait and shake hands — supposed to do? How about lay on the floor, crying and wailing HARDER?
I’m going through the [...]