startswithanx | June 30, 2009
Jake says he feels like the kids on “Jon & Kate Plus 8” every time I blog about him. If I was getting free tummy tucks, trips to Hawaii and $75,000 for every post, I might see his point.
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Ever noticed reality stars have a bad habit of interviewing themselves when they go on talk shows? [...]
startswithanx | June 28, 2009
I’ve discovered the female sex’s answer to the mechanic rip-off. It’s called a maid service. You know how shady mechanics will take one look at a customer with a vagina and immediately decide the engine needs to be replaced in order to fix the brake pads?
Turns out maids do the same when there isn’t a [...]
startswithanx | June 25, 2009
When I fell in love for the first time my mom said it would never last. He’s too old, too Bad, too weird. The fact every girl in my school wanted my man didn’t help matters, either. But I wasn’t tryin’ to hear that shit.
Never mind the fact that some bitch named Billie Jean claimed [...]
startswithanx | June 23, 2009
We’re all familiar with the guy we know and refer to as the Douche Bag. His hair could win honors in art sculpture exhibits. A sudden smile from him leaves the same blind spot in your eyesight as a camera flash. And, his car’s spoiler should come with hovering abilities it’s so space age.
Yes, he [...]
startswithanx | June 18, 2009
About seven years ago, when I used to get bored, there was nothing more fun to me than calling my friends from a blocked number and playing Stevie Wonder’s “Happy Birthday” song, but never on their actual birthday. Listening to the utter confusion and occasional thank you’s just made me giddy as hell for some [...]