Jake and X: Never a Dull Moment

startswithanx | May 31, 2009

Am I the only one who lets my mind run completely free when doing mundane things like brushing teeth, loading the dishwasher or taking out the trash?
Jake acts completely baffled when I finish gargling, wipe my mouth on a hand towel and run into the bedroom to ask him if guys are at all horny [...]

Nice to Meet you. What color are your nipples?

startswithanx | May 27, 2009

Asian Spice and I had a brilliant idea recently. And by Asian Spice and I, I mean me. And when I say brilliant I mean well-intentioned. And by recently I mean, well, recently.
We set up two friends of ours. They’re both attractive, intelligent, single professionals in search of that special someone so we (I) figured [...]

The Boogie Man

startswithanx | May 26, 2009

It’s about 30 minutes to closing at Target last Friday night. The place is about as busy as … OK, it’s not busy at all, but I couldn’t think of anything good here so just imagine Target with no hustle nor bustle to speak of. I snag my little manual air pump off the shelf [...]

Random-ified

startswithanx | May 20, 2009

I wish people in my real life who’ve found out about my blog would just tell me so. Either that or don’t make silly, subtle statements that come off anything but silly or subtle. It’s not like you found my profile on post-op dot com and aren’t sure how to handle it. You found my [...]

Won-Ear-Old!!!

startswithanx | May 18, 2009

Guess who’s 1-year-old today? Starts With An X, that’s who! Yep, today is this blog’s birthday and I’m ready for some spankings, yo. I’ll accept presents, too, but spankings are better. The kind they give in rap videos.
Honestly, I can’t believe 365 days have passed since I ventured into the blogosphere with this post that [...]