startswithanx | July 30, 2008
Jake and I are traveling to my home town this weekend for Venus’ White Party. While we’re there we plan to visit with a few of my friends and see the familia, too.
On Friday we have dinner plans with Samantha. Her non-boyfriend boyfriend may or may not be joining us so I gave Samantha a [...]
startswithanx | July 29, 2008
Jake and I found ourselves in H&M this past Saturday. Those familiar with the fast fashion retailer know the scene. Loud music, cashier attendants too cool for school and a mix of customer ages that goes from trendy tween to thrifty thirty-something.
So, while Jake hunted down another 32 Polo shirts — after paying for an [...]
startswithanx | July 25, 2008
What’s up with this ‘do? Seriously, do these dipshits not realize how ridiculous they look?
Remember how funny it was when Mary on “Something About Mary” did something similar to just her bangs? Multiply that laughter by the 20 strands of hair left on these guys’ heads and that’s what I want to do every [...]
startswithanx | July 24, 2008
Making girlfriends as an adult is hard. It’s not grade school anymore where you walk up, say your name and make the proposition: Hi, I’m X, wanna be friends?
That used to be my technique in Kindergarten through maybe third grade. It always took place the first day of school and, for some reason, I’d pick [...]
startswithanx | July 22, 2008
Before Jake and I got together, I went out with a string of cocksuckers. Some were predictable, like Eddie and Flav. Others caught me off guard, like a weird twist in a thriller movie: “What? You’re an asshole? Holy shit, I didn’t see that one comin’. Damn, you’re good at playing good! Now get the [...]