I love you! Wait, what’s your name again?

startswithanx | May 30, 2008

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
There’s this little movie coming out today, I don’t know if you’ve heard of it: “Sex and the City: The Movie.” It’s the film continuation of an HBO show that ran for six seasons called “Sex and the City.” 
Notice, that in neither titles do you see the word “in.” This show is not called, nor [...]

Character Study: The Final Chapter

startswithanx | May 29, 2008

Heathcliff: He can talk about real estate and stocks like Bubba can talk about shrimp. Heathcliff has the punctuality of a wristwatch in a new time zone but his Yoda-like wisdom makes up for it. The frugalest of frugal, he considers the 99 cent store proof that Jesus exists.

Clair: She used to rock [...]

Character Study 33 and one third

startswithanx | May 28, 2008

Jake: He’s the man I fantasized about while the other fools were wasting my time. Because of Jake I now know two very valuable facts: MSU needs to recruit better cornerbacks and Big Foot is not fictional. He has a quick wit, a a slow hand, grilling techniques George Foreman would envy and eyes that [...]

Smoking: not so cool

startswithanx | May 27, 2008

 

My little sister, Serena, and I have a theory about smokers. It is our belief that all smokers started their filthy habit out of a deep desire to — WAIT FOR IT— be cool. 
While some people preferred things like getting jumped into a gang or pledging a fraternity/sorority, these people took a much different route to Desperately [...]

Let Go of Your 20’s Already

startswithanx | May 23, 2008

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Come on over to your 30’s; it’s a great place.
Every now and then I get a call from a friend that gives me a bit of deja vu. The tears and panic on the other end of the line aren’t the kind that women in their 30’s have but more the kind that girls in [...]