The Club I’m Dying to Get Into

startswithanx | July 23, 2010

There’s something that’s been bothering me for a while now. About 10 months to be exact. It comes down to exclusion. It comes down to a private club I haven’t and won’t be invited to join. It comes down to the dog park, my friends.
A group of men gather there around 7 a.m. every day. [...]

Sixteen Candles, One Question

startswithanx | June 6, 2010

Jake and I had a moment Saturday night. He said something to me that I’ve been waiting to hear for a good four years now.  Words my friends and family know instantly put sweet joy in my heart and soul. After a long night at the office, he came home, loosened his metaphorical tie, turned [...]

I can finally use “Ass and Titties” in a title and it’s not a reflection of my own perversions

startswithanx | December 15, 2009

I spent last weekend in heaven. Not MY heaven, but definitely someone else’s heaven. Undoubtedly Jake’s heaven. And, it’s safe to say it was his college buddies’ heaven, too.
Jake’s friend, “Neil Armstrong,” celebrated his 30th birthday. His girlfriend, Katarina, and younger brother threw him the kind of party I imagine Diddy would probably have if [...]

Random-osity

startswithanx | September 28, 2009

Our new dog, Penny, is afraid of men. I’m very curious to know if she could tell the difference between a man and a really handsome woman. Like, if I brought a beefy chick over with a mullet and, say, awesome softball skills, would she know it was a woman or fear it like a [...]

Men and Their Enormous … Egos

startswithanx | August 31, 2009

So, after our little movie Friday night, Knochers, Asian Spice and I meandered over to a bar called Cadillac Ranch. Or something like that. It was mad cheesy. There was a mechanical bull, waitresses in red corsets and all the other makings of a meat market disguised as a country western bar.
We got to talking [...]